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09 August 2013 @ 06:06 pm
Greetings Professor Snape,

I caught a peek of your email inbox. I am incredibly sorry. Not for seeing it, but for the inbox itself. You poor harassed soul.

I disconnected your new laptop from the SMART projector so the class wouldn't see. Pesky technology, I know, always putting people's abnormally large noses into their superiors' business.

Best wishes and kind regards,
Informal Hogwarts Teaching Assistant for the Summer Term

P.S. I know nothing, as always.

ETA: I did not create this graphic.

[Crossposted from dreamwidth.]
lash_laruelash_larue on August 9th, 2013 10:36 pm (UTC)

This is weird. Even from you.

And that. Is saying something.


But weird.
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Braided concern.cranky__crocus on August 9th, 2013 10:40 pm (UTC)

I just did the old take-graphic-from-tumblr-add-to-Livejournal routine.

I didn't make the graphic; I haven't got that much patience and I'm not that creative or clever, alas. But as is unfortunately the way with tumblr, it's difficult to track down the source.

Now I feel rather silly... Should I take it down?
lash_laruelash_larue on August 9th, 2013 10:54 pm (UTC)
No. It's funny. I just couldn't imagine taking that much effort with a humorous post. I don't do tumblr. Too old.

shadowycat: Laughing Holmesshadowycat on August 10th, 2013 12:43 am (UTC)
Amusing! Particularly the last two... ;D
Kiwi Crocus: TWW || Constance Hardbroom.cranky__crocus on August 12th, 2013 12:47 am (UTC)
I think those two and the first one got to me the most. :B
101mutts101mutts on August 10th, 2013 01:55 pm (UTC)
Funny! A lot of those are really clever.
Kiwi Crocus: TWW || Constance || Stubborn.cranky__crocus on August 12th, 2013 12:47 am (UTC)
I thought so too! I giggled when I saw it.
therealsnape: MM/SS wish Hoochtherealsnape on August 10th, 2013 07:37 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! Although, given his sex-god reputation in fandom, those 0 women on his profile page are hard to believe. Does Harry have a chance after all, then?
Kiwi Crocus: Lesbian || Suited up.cranky__crocus on August 12th, 2013 12:54 am (UTC)
Does Harry have a chance after all, then?
Now there's quite a jump!

It must be a crap dating site. Or he's not quite got the handle on writing profiles. Or he had someone else write it, especially someone who wants to tap that already and doesn't want any competition. Or perhaps some of the fandomers have hacked his profile to discourage any women from visiting.

Either way, poor Sevvy.
Maggiemagnetic_pole on August 11th, 2013 05:36 pm (UTC)
Heh! :) M.
Kiwi Crocus: TWW || Constance || Only one tune.cranky__crocus on August 12th, 2013 12:54 am (UTC)
Glad it offered a chuckle!
minervas_eule: Weisheitseuleminervas_eule on August 12th, 2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
*LOL* this is really clever!
Kiwi Crocus: TV || Xena || Laughter.cranky__crocus on August 13th, 2013 12:20 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it! :D