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09 August 2013 @ 06:06 pm

Greetings Professor Snape,

I caught a peek of your email inbox. I am incredibly sorry. Not for seeing it, but for the inbox itself. You poor harassed soul.

I disconnected your new laptop from the SMART projector so the class wouldn't see. Pesky technology, I know, always putting people's abnormally large noses into their superiors' business.

Best wishes and kind regards,
Informal Hogwarts Teaching Assistant for the Summer Term

P.S. I know nothing, as always.

ETA: I did not create this graphic.

[Crossposted from dreamwidth.]

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lash_larue on August 9th, 2013 10:36 pm (UTC)

Okay.

This is weird. Even from you.

And that. Is saying something.

Funny.

But weird.
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cranky__crocus on August 9th, 2013 10:40 pm (UTC)

Really?

I just did the old take-graphic-from-tumblr-add-to-Livejournal routine.

I didn't make the graphic; I haven't got that much patience and I'm not that creative or clever, alas. But as is unfortunately the way with tumblr, it's difficult to track down the source.

Now I feel rather silly... Should I take it down?

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lash_larue on August 9th, 2013 10:54 pm (UTC)

No. It's funny. I just couldn't imagine taking that much effort with a humorous post. I don't do tumblr. Too old.

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shadowycat on August 10th, 2013 12:43 am (UTC)

Amusing! Particularly the last two... ;D

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cranky__crocus on August 12th, 2013 12:47 am (UTC)

I think those two and the first one got to me the most. :B

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101mutts on August 10th, 2013 01:55 pm (UTC)

Funny! A lot of those are really clever.

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cranky__crocus on August 12th, 2013 12:47 am (UTC)

I thought so too! I giggled when I saw it.

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therealsnape on August 10th, 2013 07:37 pm (UTC)

Hilarious! Although, given his sex-god reputation in fandom, those 0 women on his profile page are hard to believe. Does Harry have a chance after all, then?

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cranky__crocus on August 12th, 2013 12:54 am (UTC)

Does Harry have a chance after all, then?
Now there's quite a jump!

It must be a crap dating site. Or he's not quite got the handle on writing profiles. Or he had someone else write it, especially someone who wants to tap that already and doesn't want any competition. Or perhaps some of the fandomers have hacked his profile to discourage any women from visiting.

Either way, poor Sevvy.

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