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12 February 2013 @ 05:59 pm
I have a very important question. It has filled my mind many a time and many a day. It has haunted me since I took my first hesitant steps into womanhood.


There is just no right adjustment for you, is there, my stringy friends? You just keep firmly demanding that I let everything roll off my shoulders. Did you ask me what I wanted? Maybe I WANT some things no my shoulders; maybe I want YOU on my shoulders! Goodness knows strapless would be a disaster.

Now, I know I ask a lot of you, little friends, but you have one job...

I apologise, flisties, for how much you have to put up with my basoomas and my poor over-worked over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders on occasion. I had even managed to meet a few of you when they were a little less prominent. Ah well.

I'm afraid I have no regrets despite my apologies. If I can't get this off my chest here (*snerk*) then I'll end up exploding some time in real life, as has happened before, with something like, "FOR THE LOVE ALL THAT IS GOOD AND USEFUL IN THIS WORLD, SHIRT TWINS, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND STOP HARASSING MY BRA! AND BRA, DO YOUR JOB OR I'LL PUT YOU ON THE DAMN CAT!" (Foofy, the three-legged cat, was unimpressed with my explosion. However she is much like the Honey Badger in that she would not give a shit about the bra.)

Also, the other problem I had today?

Find 11 other great Busty Girl Comics here. I've had every single one of those problems. The actual website for the comic is here.

It's a glamorous life, I tell you.

P.S. There's a reeeaaaally cute librarian at the library. I may have come home with a book (Pray the Gay Away about gays in the Bible Belt) and three films ('Real Women Have Curves', 'TransAmerica' and 'Turtles Can Fly'). Also may have offered to volunteer there doing whatever they need, including helping kids with homework. *ahem.* Pretty women may be a weakness of mine. Maybe.

[Crossposted from dreamwidth.]
Current Mood: shockedShocked.
dexstarrdexstarr on February 13th, 2013 02:39 am (UTC)
Maybe a weakness? :P

Here's hoping the cute librarian is there when you do tutoring!
Kiwi Crocus: Lips || Purple.cranky__crocus on February 13th, 2013 03:04 am (UTC)
Yes, maybe. Because sometimes they make me do excellent, strong thing, which totally, uh, makes them a strength and not a weakness and, erm... Shut up. My logic is flawless.

I bet she will be! The library is broke as all heck, so given she's (I'm pretty positive) one of the few paid ones, I imagine she's there a lot!
minervas_eule: Maggie and Judiminervas_eule on February 13th, 2013 08:13 am (UTC)
Also may have offered to volunteer there doing whatever they need, including helping kids with homework. *ahem.* *gg* Kiwi, you made my day.... shared weaknesses/flawless logic is such a fun-thing in friends ♥
Kiwi Crocus: Fantasy || Mermaid swimming.cranky__crocus on February 13th, 2013 07:23 pm (UTC)
*Grins.* Glad to be a friend in solidarity!

I'm thankful that it's completely something I would have volunteered for anyway--and had intended to when I got around to visiting the library--but I certainly pushed it farther than I originally would have. :P She was just adorable when one of the boys came up to her and asked, "What's 120 divided by five?" Of course she had to help him figure it out from the top, haha.
CaroRulescarorules on February 13th, 2013 05:18 pm (UTC)
lol at the busty girls problems. I have some of them, but my girl has all of them! *hug*

OMG cute librarian, yum!
Kiwi Crocus: Seasonal || Fireside sandwich.cranky__crocus on February 13th, 2013 07:25 pm (UTC)
I'm still going through all the comics in the actual tumblr and appreciating all of them hahaha.

Yay cute people! ♥
?elsceetaria on February 13th, 2013 06:22 pm (UTC)
Yay for cute librarians! Seriously, Yay!

Volunteering at my local libraries is a big hubabaloo involving long term commitments, background checks, and paperwork, which is why I've never actually done it. I keep applying to jobs out of state, and I would rather not make a commitment than have to break one.

Ah, yes, I've had all of those problems excepting the motorboat one (I'm pretty sure I exert a do not touch vibe) and more. Seriously, no one ever wants mine. People who think they do do not understand.
?elsceetaria on February 13th, 2013 06:24 pm (UTC)
Actually, I do like ruffles though, but they have to be the right kind.
Kiwi Crocus: AoGG || Do attract trouble.cranky__crocus on February 13th, 2013 07:27 pm (UTC)
Very much yay!

I was surprised at how low-key the volunteering was at this library despite it being small. When I asked if they wanted references for working with the kids on homework they laughed as if no one ever did that. There wasn't a sign-up list or email list or anything, so they're just trying to figure out how I'll be useful.

I have definitely had people ask to motorboat me (and I have said yes). A number of my friends have done it, actually. I don't mind when my housemates do it, either; it's actually not all that uncommon.

As to the ruffles - I like ruffles, too! But they definitely still make me look even bigger. :P
?elsceetaria on February 13th, 2013 07:58 pm (UTC)
That's awesome that it's so low key.

I'm not sure I'd say no, but my friend group doesn't have that kind of dynamic. Therefore, it hasn't come up.

Ruffles are pretty much amazing. I don't care that they make me look bigger as long as they don't actually make me bigger.
Kiwi Crocus: Animal || Awkward giraffe.cranky__crocus on February 13th, 2013 08:01 pm (UTC)
I wish they were a bit more organised with the volunteering, to tell you the truth. It would have been nice to have something to sign up for; that makes volunteering a lot easier.

My friend-group/housemate-group is very touchy-feely and we also have a loosey-goosey clothing rule, so it's not super uncommon to have topless or even braless women around or men in boxers.

Ahahaha great point on the ruffles!
lash_laruelash_larue on February 13th, 2013 09:45 pm (UTC)
I admit that there is a difference in magnitude, but Pat uses tape on the damn straps.

Pretty women are never a weakness. You should see Rudy's oncology resident.

Kiwi Crocus: Dar Williams || Magic's in the Learning.cranky__crocus on February 14th, 2013 08:17 pm (UTC)
Tape? That might work out well. I honestly forgot I had the problem since most of the time I wear those sports bras and there's material in the middle so that keeps the bag strap out. But with underwire cup bras, no such luck!

Ahahaha. Weakness or not, I'm glad to know there is a line that I am unwilling to pass even in my volunteering!
101mutts101mutts on February 14th, 2013 03:35 am (UTC)
YES! I totally have the bra strap not staying where they belong problem. Grrrrr.

Any intelligentsia on if the cute librarian might be a lesbian and/or single?
Kiwi Crocus: Hair || Floral hair.cranky__crocus on February 14th, 2013 08:19 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha, no, I didn't ask. :P Since my main purpose in going to the library was to sign up, get some stuff, and ask about work/volunteering, I didn't think to inquire! Although I can't say I normally do. It's a small place, though, so I'll certainly see her again; perhaps we'll talk enough that I'll get to know. I could tell she was older than I am; that often means not single, although of course one can't assume! :B