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29 January 2013 @ 11:21 pm
 
Dear Future Kiwi,

Will we ever learn that the more frequently we do our laundry, the fewer times we have to wear the underthings we don't like?

Why do we fold our underwear and bras but don't roll our socks?

Are we ever going to do the whole seasonal-clothes-somewhere-else deal so we can stop being angry at half our clothes half the year?

ARE WE EVER GOING TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Best wishes and much love,
GO TO SLEEP,
Kiwi

P.S. Have you figured out where all the single socks go? I won't hold my breath. Do you still have a dating service for all the single socks and poly-interested pairs?



(These are some of the questions I ask myself when I am tidying/organising/cleaning my room, which I try to do for at least 10 minutes every night but all too often gets put off for more time spent over a day or few.)


Dear Past Kiwi,

Why didn't you go through all your clothes all those times you said you would? And no, never mind the fact that I just thought "I should go through all my clothes now that they're clean" and decided that I would do it when I had time to try them all on--which is totally impossible. Shush up, I'm older and wiser. *Blows raspberry.*

Much love,
GO TO SLEEP,
Kiwi



Dear Present Kiwi,

You have a sock on your head. Stop procrastinating on Livejournal and go back to putting your clothes away--and set aside the ones you don't like/want/need, for goodness' sake!

Much love,
GO TO SLEEP WITHIN TWO HOURS YOU SILLY OWL,
Kiwi


[Crossposted from dreamwidth.]
 
 
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CaroRulescarorules on January 31st, 2013 03:03 pm (UTC)
The good news is, next time she shall believe ya! ;)

I'll check out that site, thanks I didn't know it. I'll always browse afterellen but that's about it, I'm a bad lesbian :P It's hard to keep afloat when I have no lesbian friends to brain storm with.

I don't know the term for women undies either :P Hanes are a good quality for the price, still not cheap though. If you google image hanes boyshorts you will find some pics of not bad stuff. It's do-able to find some in the stores. Those are my fav:



I ended up just dreaming of weird stuff cuz I'm sick. Gotta hate that..