Dear Future Kiwi,
Will we ever learn that the more frequently we do our laundry, the fewer times we have to wear the underthings we don't like?
Why do we fold our underwear and bras but don't roll our socks?
Are we ever going to do the whole seasonal-clothes-somewhere-else deal so we can stop being angry at half our clothes half the year?
ARE WE EVER GOING TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Best wishes and much love,
GO TO SLEEP,
P.S. Have you figured out where all the single socks go? I won't hold my breath. Do you still have a dating service for all the single socks and poly-interested pairs?
(These are some of the questions I ask myself when I am tidying/organising/cleaning my room, which I try to do for at least 10 minutes every night but all too often gets put off for more time spent over a day or few.)
Dear Past Kiwi,
Why didn't you go through all your clothes all those times you said you would? And no, never mind the fact that I just thought "I should go through all my clothes now that they're clean" and decided that I would do it when I had time to try them all on--which is totally impossible. Shush up, I'm older and wiser. *Blows raspberry.*
GO TO SLEEP,
Dear Present Kiwi,
You have a sock on your head. Stop procrastinating on Livejournal and go back to putting your clothes away--and set aside the ones you don't like/want/need, for goodness' sake!
GO TO SLEEP WITHIN TWO HOURS YOU SILLY OWL,
[Crossposted from dreamwidth.]