Log in

No account? Create an account
15 August 2012 @ 08:27 pm
For some people, wearing a thong means comfort or the expectation/hope of sexy times ahead.

For other people, thong days mean laundry days.

Can you guess which type of person I am?

(Hint: *lugs shite downstairs*)

I do not have an appropriate I-am-doing-everyday-things icon.

Up next: beta'ing.
kellychamblisskellychambliss on August 16th, 2012 02:15 am (UTC)
For some people, the problem of thongs is avoided by not owning any /g/. I did try, back in my younger days, and just found them really uncomfortable.
Kiwi Crocus: TV || Xena || Laughter.cranky__crocus on August 16th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
Ahahaha that is very sensible. I've ditched most of them, but I have one red velvety one that came with a corset my mother gave me; I've had it since I was under 18. I declared it my "lucky thong", wore it when I went out for the first time as a Legal Lesbian...and got hit on by a very attractive older lady, thus cementing it as my Lucky Thong. (I've only been properly "hit on" that one time, too, which makes me laugh.) I've worn it to exams and all sorts of things.

Each time I say, "Next time, I'll do my laundry before I get down to the lucky thong." Sometimes I all-out succeed; sometimes I succeed because I have worn it to some event requiring unorthodox luck; sometimes I flat-out fail, like today.

I tried thongs, too, when all my friends were wearing them and telling me "oh no they're actually quite comfortable!" Perhaps for them--certainly not for me. I wouldn't even consider them the most flattering of lingerie in most cases...

But whatever floats the boat. Thongs sure as heck don't float mine!

TMI about the state of my underwear drawer! (Which is also my sock drawer. I have lucky socks, too--whichever socks haven't been eaten by that darn Sock Monster.)
kellychamblisskellychambliss on August 16th, 2012 02:55 am (UTC)
that darn Sock Monster

Seriously. It's one of life's great mysteries. What happens to all those socks?
Kiwi Crocus: Shoes || Black heeled ankle boots.cranky__crocus on August 16th, 2012 03:02 am (UTC)
Wish I knew; I'd love to lure at least some of them back (as long as they're not happier off in the Sock Ethers).

Why isn't there a Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Sock Monster?

I'm sure Albus is just dying to know.
CaroRulescarorules on August 16th, 2012 06:46 pm (UTC)
CaroRulescarorules on August 16th, 2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
I personally think a girl is sexier wearing boyish undies, but that may be just me.. prob not though!
lash_laruelash_larue on August 16th, 2012 03:00 am (UTC)
For me, a thong day would mean a truly monumental drunk, followed by a well-deserved ass-whipping.

Kiwi Crocus: Buffy || Willow Tara bed.cranky__crocus on August 16th, 2012 03:04 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure thongs are, in themselves, an arse-whipping. At least when one has friends like mine.

(*Snap.* "Hey!" *Snap.* "Knock it off!" *Snap.* "I'm trying to read here!" *Snap snap.* "Oh for goodness sake, at least make it rhythmic.")
Ginger: luna blehrainydaymare on August 18th, 2012 03:04 am (UTC)
LOL this happens to me except instead of "thong" it's "silky, lacy, 'nice' undies that ride up like a mo'fo and make your butt sweat and why do I own these again"?
Kiwi Crocuscranky__crocus on August 19th, 2012 04:14 am (UTC)
Oh, I have those, too--but in the hierarchy of Undies I Don't Want To Wear, they go above thongs. So usually when I've reached thongs, it means I've already made it through the silky lace.