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11 March 2012 @ 03:02 am
You know what night's a bad night to be all awake and productive?

The night of 'spring forward!' with a morning/afternoon committment the next day.

I always tell myself I'm going to learn my lesson. Then I don't.

Instead, I stay up and make faces like this:

Except at the clock instead of at an old brick of an iPod (classic 40GB) I found in my drawer from when I was a teenager.

(That's after I went through my 'safe sex' baggies, separated out the expired condoms, and took ridiculous pictures of myself with the cow-in-wellies saying "Wear Your Rubbers!"

I'm not sure I'd make more sense with sleep, in all honesty. But here's for safe-sex-positivity from an abstinent person!)
lash_laruelash_larue on March 11th, 2012 11:36 am (UTC)
Well, you never know when a condom will come in handy. I've used them to keep dirt out of pipes while making plumbing repairs. Works a treat.

Kiwi Crocus: Nature || Pink tree contrast.cranky__crocus on March 18th, 2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
I will keep that in mind for if I ever have to do that! And, uh, actually know that that's what I'm doing. (I'm afraid I'm not one of those lesbians who knows how to fix things. Neither my mother nor father do either, from what I recall, though they're not lesbians either haha.)
þeof in þystromothwing on March 11th, 2012 11:49 am (UTC)
Awwww, not to sound creepy, but your face is always adorable. ♥ And YAY sex-positivity!
Kiwi Crocus: Animal || Awkward giraffe.cranky__crocus on March 18th, 2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
Awwwr! How could I possibly find it creepy that you think my face is always adorable?! What a confidence boost! :D

I am such a fan of sex-positivity. I'm kind of tempted to post the other pictures I took - just cute pics with an expired dental dam over my face and some other random products - but I don't know if people on LJ-land would feel uncomfortable with that haha. (I know I try to think the whole "my journal" thing, and know that I could give warnings and the like, but I really don't like making people uncomfortable. Especially since so many people tend to think of me as adorable/faerie-like, and not want to think of me in sexual terms. Which I totally get. Part of me can't believe I used to post my successes and failures with masturbation [as a pre-orgasmic woman who gets frustrated and doesn't do it often]. I'm always open and honest, but I guess I feel there's a line that this journal has stopped crossing, and I'm afraid to do it again with the new friends I've made during the change...)
woldywoldy on March 11th, 2012 03:37 pm (UTC)
Hey, don't knock the classic! I still use an ipod like that, and it might be offended to be called a brick. It no longer turns off, but aside from that it's doing okay, chugging along. I'd rather have the old scrollwheel than a touch screen any day (I loathe touch screens) and it's far more robust.
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Smiles.cranky__crocus on March 18th, 2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
Oh, I totally don't mean to knock the classic! If I had my druthers, I'd still be using it - but it's been broken for years. Now I've got a 'classic' (but newer) 30GB one. It's not quite as big, but it's chunkier than most of the new models, and I love it. alskdjflaksjdf I sodding hate touch screens.

I promise that I lovingly call it a brick. Same with my phones. I want some substance to my devices!
CaroRulescarorules on March 11th, 2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
Safe sex baggies ;)
iselima: Londoniselima on March 11th, 2012 05:37 pm (UTC)
I like the picture. You evoke images of Russian Tsarinas or Gypsy Queens (hope you don't mind!)

I have no idea what to picture with a cow-in-wellies and condoms. I think I miss something here. The animal, the wellies, the rubber things and the derogating term for a woman, that's how far I get, but I think the combination of the four is not what you meant to express. *gg*

Edited at 2012-03-11 05:37 pm (UTC)
Kiwi Crocus: Rainbow || OLSB-rocker-lady.cranky__crocus on March 18th, 2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
Offended?! Good gracious no! That's very flattering. Thank you very much! ♥

That's the picture.

It doesn't really need to be a cow, but it's funny because in America we call condoms "rubbers" and Wellies are also made out of rubber. So it's a condom, but instead of being a picture of a condom, it's a picture of a cow wearing her rubbers--which are rain boots.

I have an odd sense of humour, honestly. (; Plus, I went to a farmer school, so humour that involves animals tends to be right up my alley.