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15 November 2011 @ 10:36 pm

20k wordcount means it's time to bring you all a special song.

One version, in which she plays the ukulele:

And another, in which it's clear that some of the lines are spoken by others:

But Kiwi, what is she saying? Why, I'll give you the lyrics!

"Mother Of Pearl"

Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn't funny
Rape and degradation's just a crime (lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what's wrong with that)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break
(Take it off)

They say cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot
Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won't these women ever get a life

Feminists don't have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need to find a man

I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message

And now for something completely different!

Dueltastic, in chat, was explaining to me what the "Five Things" fic type was and used the example "Four Times Poppy Never Seduced Pomona And One She Did", which sadly does not exist. Does anyone have any desire to bring it to life?

*Puppy-kitty-Pomona eyes.*
Current Mood: amusedAmused.
?elsceetaria on November 16th, 2011 04:15 am (UTC)
That is an amazing song. :)
Kiwi Crocus: Zoë Lewis || Tea time!cranky__crocus on November 16th, 2011 04:17 am (UTC)
I am not going to admit how tempted I am to learn that song because I can't learn it until after November is through. :B

Glad you enjoyed it!
tt: Muriel OLSBtwisted_twister on November 17th, 2011 10:37 am (UTC)
Muriel asks how a pretty girl like Nellie ended up singing this preposterous song. It's a good think they won't play it on the Wireless!

Congrats on your work count!
Kiwi Crocuscranky__crocus on December 3rd, 2011 02:32 am (UTC)
This comment made me giggle. :D Thanks!