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30 June 2011 @ 12:41 am
 
This post is brought to you by wine and procrastination.

[Kiwi heads downstairs for more wine.]
Mark: [Repeats some word over and over, a headphone plugged in one ear.]
Kiwi: "No no no. It's 'wine wine wine wine wine! Or wine and whine and wine and whine and cheeeeese!'"
M: "Someone is happy today!"
K: "Yes. I've decided that vodka never cuts it. Wine makes me feel like there are faeries in my brain, and they are having a...well, siesta or fiesta, I can't remember which means nap and which means party."
M: "Fiesta is party. I think."
K: "Well then, half the faeries in my brain are having a faerie-fiesta and the others are having a siesta and all their rainbow unicorn dreams are sparkling around my blood! That's what wine is."

Then I taught him how to make all sorts of symbols directly into text, rather than finding them in Word symbols and copy-pasting them: ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ ○ ♂ ♀ ♪ ♫ ☼ ‼

The list of things I Should Do is long; the list of things I Have Done is short. Therefore, all is right in the universe. (Especially since I just attempted to make a mathematical formula for procrastination and came to the sensible conclusion that equations have no business in my livejournal! Unless, at the moment, the equation is tankard + wine = faerie fiestasiesta, because I am fine with that. [Yes, I am drinking wine out of a glass tankard; therealsnape told me I couldn't drink out of the Hello Kitty glass, which is the only other one I really have. No, I do not fill the tankard - hopefully the fact that I now have a degree attests to a touch more intelligence than that! :Þ])

My inbox is under 150 'unread' messages for the first time in at least a month. HURRAH FOR PROGRESS! Just the LJ ones to answer now since LJ was being a silly sod before.

I have realised that I sway when I am happy with consumption-related things. That surprised me, since this is cheap wine that I swallow quickly - but I realised that I still consume it in the ordinary way (with perhaps more facial expressions). I also sway when I enjoy what I am eating. My other theory on my swaying is that I am secretly seaweed.

I don't think I have anything else of importance to say. (Yes, clearly all those things were highly important!) That is not to say that you won't hear from me again. I am not taking myself at all seriously tonight; that's when I tend to post on livejournal the most.

Just kidding, I found something else:

I apparently posted that to Facebook around exam time. I re-read it today and it made me giggle.


Kiwi
 
 
Current Mood: drunkNot Sober.
 
 
 
Kiwi Crocus: Ani D || Stare there.cranky__crocus on June 30th, 2011 12:53 am (UTC)
I know even less about where I've been. Half the time I'm not even sure I've got all my limbs in attendance!

*Checks.*

Well, I'm a bit concerned about the presence of my lower right leg, but other than that it seems all in order! Hopefully we can chat soon! :D