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25 May 2011 @ 04:52 pm
Happy Towel Day Everyone!
Avoid gaze!
I know where my towel is. I'm using it to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!

Happy Towel Day by Carbon Kiwi

This is mainly for my father, who loves to hear me read and who is a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is. (And if he doesn't, my mother normally does, so all is fine. ♥)

Let your Riddikulus out, everyone!

Sail Escapism Seas.
n. A mental diversion to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy.
Current Mood: quixoticRidiculous.
Meganluna_shovegood on May 25th, 2011 04:04 pm (UTC)
Your accent! XD

"Fruit cake."

Lol lol lol lol lol.
Kiwi Crocus: Nature || Awkward giraffe.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 04:07 pm (UTC)
I will admit that I giggled after that one too. I have no idea what possessed me to exclaim 'fruit cake!' in lieu of a cuss-word. I'd clearly been successful with 'frak' before that - why the change? :B

Glad you enjoyed it! :D
Meganluna_shovegood on May 25th, 2011 04:14 pm (UTC)
Laughing at yourself? What is this? Wait, I do it all the time.

I thought it was there for comedic effect. ^^
Kiwi Crocus: Meryl Streep || Dork factor 1mill.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 04:35 pm (UTC)
Oh no no, I am laughing with myself; we're very keen on doing that here in the Kingdom of Kiwi. (Really Queendom, but we're fond of alliteration, so there you have it. Plus I don't think 'king' is really too gender- or sex-fixed around these Kiwish parts.)

Hahaha. In my life, mistakes (bloopers) and comedic effect tend to walk hand-in-hand.
Lakela: YAY!lakela on May 25th, 2011 04:35 pm (UTC)
Douglas Adams!!! Just yesterday I started re-reading Hitchhiker's.

Happy towel day! (though I have to admit, I am a woman who mostly does not know where her towel is...)
Kiwi Crocus: Kiwi || Muusack.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 04:38 pm (UTC)
1) AHAHAHA I am giggling over your icon.

2) YAY DOUGLAS ADAMS! EVEN THOUGH I KEEP TYPOING HIS NAME AS DOUGLAD ADAMS! (Which is fine by me, too: Do Glad Adams? Yes, you do that gladness!)

3) Happy Towel Day! *Tips her towel.*

4) Shock and alarm, Lakela, shock and alarm. But I have some spares and I know where they are, so I'll toss them at you in times of great need. (Or less-than-great need; I'm not picky or stingy.)

5) There should be a five, so it's here.
Lakela: WHAT?lakela on May 25th, 2011 04:45 pm (UTC)

1) Any excuse is a good excuse to use that icon. It's got "YAY!" in it. It's got Jack Davenport. And it moves!

2) No comment. (but do excuse me while I rotflmao)

3) *tips her own towel - fortunately located as she just got out of the shower*

4) Yes, I know. *hangs head in shame* Though thank you for the offer, will definitely contact in case of emergency.

5) You, my friend, are nuts. <3
Kiwi Crocus: Text || Something make sense.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 05:25 pm (UTC)
'Mad' is my personal preference. (; (Mad as a Catter. What, Hatter, you say...? No, no, that doesn't make any sense. :Þ)
Lakela: YAY!lakela on May 25th, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC)
Mad it is!
Lakela: WHAT?lakela on May 25th, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
Also, while we're at it (for fanfic writin' purposes and you bein' online and all)- is there any equivalent to the phrase "peas in a pod"? An expression that means "peas in a pod" but that doesn't involve peas? Or pods...
Kiwi Crocus: Nature || Curios kingfisher.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 05:50 pm (UTC)
Birds of a feather (flock together)?

(Two of my favourite phrases - peas in a pod and birds of a feather - given my love for plants and birds. :D )

My room is still not clean. Gee, I'm super surprised. :Þ
Lakela: YAY!lakela on May 25th, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
That's Purrfect!
Kiwi Crocus: H&M || Squee!cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
Yay! Glad to hear it! :D
woldywoldy on May 25th, 2011 04:52 pm (UTC)
I always forget Towel Day, so thanks for the reminder!
Kiwi Crocus: Text || Refuse to take life seriously.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 05:26 pm (UTC)
No problem! Enjoy it! :D
Miss M.: ladybirdsmiss_morland on May 25th, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC)
Hee! You're so cute. :-)
Kiwi Crocus: Kiwi || ;Dcranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 08:41 pm (UTC)
Awwr, *blushes*, thank you! ♥

*Is a smiley Kiwi!*
President Airlock: fangirlqueen_of_snapes on May 25th, 2011 08:52 pm (UTC)
Hello, litte Miss Awesome! That's a very nice towel :)
Kiwi Crocus: Rainbow || Sunglasses.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
D'awr, G'day, Captain Awesome, sir! C:

And thank you. :D My Memere gave it to me! (:
President Airlock: Awesomequeen_of_snapes on May 25th, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC)
I should have used this icon... D'oh!

C: <- you're always introducing me to new things!
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Smiles.cranky__crocus on May 25th, 2011 09:11 pm (UTC)
I didn't know you possessed such an icon - perfect! :D

*Waggles eyebrows.* Do I now? And I love that one because it's flexible.

If, for instance, I think about not owning a kitten, the reverse is also perfect: :C !

(Or, for more subtlety: c: or :c ).
President Airlock: shiny!queen_of_snapes on May 26th, 2011 08:03 am (UTC)
Flexible smiley-thingies are the best, and if they come with a subtlety-option, woohoo!

And look at this: (c: or :c) for noses! *feels silly*
Kiwi Crocus: Zoë Lewis || Tea time!cranky__crocus on May 26th, 2011 09:19 am (UTC)
*Giggles.* I'm not one for smileys with noses, usually, but that is pretty cute!

Especially with that icon. *Grins.*
Leilevelcro_panda on May 29th, 2011 05:27 am (UTC)
I spy a Greys Anatomy calender! :D
Kiwi Crocus: Downton Abbey || Cora || Amused.cranky__crocus on June 6th, 2011 06:26 am (UTC)
Yes, yes you do. And once again I am behind in changing the month...this time because May is Callie's month. :Þ
Leilevelcro_panda on June 7th, 2011 02:15 am (UTC)
Seekcoldthermistor on June 2nd, 2011 02:56 am (UTC)
DUDE. Your accent... it is made of awesome!
Kiwi Crocus: HP || Happy witch hopping.cranky__crocus on June 6th, 2011 06:26 am (UTC)
D'awr! *Melts into a puddle of blushing rainbow goo.*

You're too kind. Honestly. Eeei. :B