I would like to inform you that you are incredibly wrong. I am not from New York City. I have spent less than 12 hours there in my life, probably including the times we drove through on our way to Virginia Beach. I am a native Masshole (OH NO MASSACHUSETTS ACCENTS - but fear not, mine was never Bostonian) with a hybridised US-UK accent, which I think is wicked cool. (No, actually, I lie: I'm generally pretty apathetic about how I speak provided I'm speaking correctly. I just wanted to say 'wicked cool' again, like the good ol' days of 14. (; )
I am entertained by your attempts.
P.S. I can't even fake a New York accent if I try.
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