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03 December 2010 @ 10:11 pm
One year ago:

Emma: "Why don't you date Emily? She's in LGBTQ!"
Kiwi: "She's very...tall. And I'm very...not."
E: "I know! It'd be the tallest and shortest member of LGBTQ together! It'd be adorable!"
K: "I'm not sure that's how it works...or would work..."
E: "Why not! You'd come up to her hips. You'd be at the perfect level for...services!"
K: [Turns beat red and stops speaking, which may be a first, for she cannot remember the last time she felt the feeling 'embarrassment' and cannot remember a time since.]
E: "Oh my. I've actually embarrassed Kiwi!"

A few moments ago:
[We all taste a drink that is home-grown and home-made black-currant-with-rum-something, supposedly meant to help with coughs and sore throats.]
Emma: "It's like Ribena, but nicer!"
John: "Because it's home-grown black-currents!"
Jacqui: "Which you would always like to say about Ribena but never really feels true..."
John: "But in this case, Emma's Mum is a one-woman farm shop!"
Kiwi: [Grins.] "Is she always open?"
Emma: [Keels over laughing.] "I think you've finally got me back for that Emily comment forever ago that I reminded you of this evening! You've finally got me back!"
John: "I want to put that on Facebook, but your Mum's on Facebook..."

AT LAST! Justice and revenge! A 'Your Mum' joke to reclaim my name!


Emma: [Asks John some question about himself ending in 'is so big?']
John: "When you've figured that out, you have figured out an undamental factor of..." [Pauses and realises what he's said.]
Kiwi: "Undamental? As in, the very factor of your undoing? Yes, quite."
J: "I think I need more wine."

(Somehow, John, I don't think that is the conclusion to be drawn from this conversation.)
CaroRulescarorules on December 3rd, 2010 10:33 pm (UTC)
Hilarious that part about being at the perfect level lmao!