Log in

No account? Create an account
03 December 2010 @ 08:52 am
Indications that you are indeed a student or person with student-like-habits (often found also in lecturers):

1) Drinking cold tomato soup out of the can because you have too much to do to waste time cooking. (But having time to eat ice cream afterward.)
2) Announcing at a meeting that you "hate any times ending in 'am'."
3) Proclaim that really, truly, HONESTLY you are going to be in bed before midnight this time...and your head touching the pillow somewhere around 2am.
4) Finding that despite spending eating and sleeping time on work, the end of term is still 2 weeks away and the mountain of work does not appear to be diminishing but rather boinking like bunnies and growing only taller.
5) Realising you are, in fact, not a mountaineer and feeling rather low about your chances to accomplish it all well and on time!

I'm on campus with Jojo waiting for my 9.30 lecture. I am tired. At least I got through ALL of my emails last night (I had 250 unanswered from times back to October). I feel caught up on life. I'm going to on-and-off catch up on LJ because I feel better that way, and then make a list of everything I have to do (uni, life, fandom) before the end of the year.

alskdjflkasjdf Too much too much!
lash_laruelash_larue on December 3rd, 2010 11:34 am (UTC)
College Student : (kol'-edge stew'-dent) n:

A device that ingests massive amounts of facts, opinions, information, misinformation, disinformation, profundities, claptrap, and utter nonsense in the hope of regurgitating it in a coherent form that has at least some relevance to the stated goals of that particular machine.

These machines run primarily on stomach acid, desperation, and the sweat of fear. Some models have a high-speed mode fueled by ambition.

Tempermental machines, they are frequently on the verge of breakdown, but oddly enough often function best when pressed to the limit.


Edited at 2010-12-03 11:57 am (UTC)
Kiwi Crocus: Xena || Lulz.cranky__crocus on December 3rd, 2010 05:02 pm (UTC)
Lash, you are my favourite. You are an absolute genius!

Also, I am stew. :D Yaaaaay. *Danceprances around.* If I slept more, my brain would make more sense to me right now.

I want to upgrade to the high-speed model! But, alas, it is not for me!

This is brilliant.
lash_laruelash_larue on December 3rd, 2010 07:03 pm (UTC)
If I can make you danceprance, I am happy.

CaroRulescarorules on December 3rd, 2010 03:14 pm (UTC)
The joys of student life ;)