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10 October 2010 @ 05:02 pm
Mark's friend from school told him that gay people did not evolve from apes/whatever, but from dolphins.

By Glee (Brittany) logic, dolphins are gay sharks.

Thus, gay people evolved from gay sharks.

This concludes why gays are so fierce. (Prompt Kiwi and Mark performing the snap-z.)

Also, in Douglas Adams philosophy, that means we are evolved from the second most intelligent group of creatures on the planet. This is important because today is 10.10.10, which is 42 in binary - as we were informed by Tinboy.

So, we fierce gays perform tricks for you these days, but we're bouncing when we've got to!

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!

(Don't you all love when my posts make sense? Don't you feel edumacated? Or, indeed, edumagayted? :P)

((Tomorrow is Coming Out Day. Be fierce, my gay shark friends and allies!))
well well wellahkna on October 10th, 2010 04:23 pm (UTC)
This post is awesome!
Kiwi Crocus: Xena || Lulz.cranky__crocus on October 10th, 2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
Awwr, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D
gerristgerrist on October 11th, 2010 02:31 am (UTC)
OK, so I gotta question. What did Bi people evolve from?! Hmmm??? ... Does that indicate a dolphin ape decendancy? How very strange. I think I almost like it. LOL.