For Evolution's sake, future Homo sapiens adult generation, please learn to look up and use your thumbs wisely!
I also just overheard, "No man, don't worry about it, we have an hour 'til the presentation!"
This is Real University. 'An hour' as a long and useful amount of time...now wouldn't that be loverly.
However, I do have a sandwich. That does make all of the above better. It's also smelly, so people will stay away from me and I can get some real work done. Well, I could theoretically, if I could self-motivate.