I am Kiwi. I am female. Thus I am a bird.
I do not feel ideally or freely distributed. I feel that I am living between two locations: one is over-crowded but has a resource that I need if I compete or sneak in under the radar of the dominant competitors (library); the other has no competition but the resource I need is presently not available (home).
DRAT YOU, LAPTOP, WHY ARE YOU THROWING ME OFF IDEAL FREE DISTRIBUTION? I could be equally distributed if you'd come back to life. I'd go back to my frakkin' house! :P
ALTHOUGH! On the good news front, it looks like my parents will be purchasing a Netbook online if they can find one for a reasonable price with decent shipping. So I may have a laptop (and thus Skyping and all other capabilities) again soon!
We can hope. Because I am currently one quacked-off duck, and I've got my feathers all up in a tuft about it.