What I had down:
Stalley, K. (2010a). A disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing.
Exit Posterior, 1(1), 1-100.
Stalley, K. (2010b). University students don’t wish to do work. Exit Posterior,
1(1), 101-101 ½.
Somehow, I don't think that would be considered respectable science.
[This just in: my sense of humour is whacky.]