Kiwi Crocus (cranky__crocus) wrote,
Kiwi Crocus

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Teh Kwii's Kweh

  • 23:07 Just mentioned drinking out of Frosty the Snowman (my cup), remembered Doubt and Frosty being heathenistic, and cracked up. Ohno.
  • 00:03 Oh, MY God...STRITCH is Alec's mother? Geebus that is just too freakin' perfect. I am dying here. Hysterical laughter.
  • 00:06 "Nude Years Eve"? I am so in for this celebration. I mean, it's tradition anyway, but at least we can make it official by name!
  • 00:22 Awwwr, 30 Rock just made me miss family arguments and random yelling about things. WTFrak is wrong with my life? :P
  • 00:51 I'm watching 30 Rock and just saw a picture of Tina Fey and Meryl Streep together. I think this night is just full of me exploding.
  • 01:39 Liz Lemon does all-nighters in her life too. This validates most of my life. This makes me pathetically happy.
  • 01:51 "Ah, blerg!" That needs to be my new phrase for displeasing situations.
  • 02:07 This Sandwich episode is the story of my life. I had an amazing sandwich for dinner tonight. Mmmm. Sandwiches.
  • 02:09 Ohman, Dungeons & Dragons reference about college. WHY is this show exactly that I'll be when I grow up? Geebus.
  • 02:15 ...Liz Lemon is singing Meredith Brooks' "Bitch," my fave song since age 7. I really frightened at how this is my future self.
  • 02:19 I screamed "EAT THE SANDWICH!" at Liz Lemon, and she ate the sandwich. My future is bleak. Lovely, but bleak. Ohsandwiches.
  • 02:23 "What, no! I just had my women times! Last...ohboy." Had that five days ago. Then I became a tornado. Thank heavens THAT'S over.
  • 02:25 "Thank you, but I have been sexually active since I was 25." The mirror on my future life is depressing. Eats cheesy crisps.
  • 02:49 I am on to Scrubs Season 4. And the JD/Turk reunion kind of makes me giddy and miss my MeriFriends.
  • 02:55 It is strange to discover that I am not the only person to have sung to a chicken salad sandwich. Oh Sandwiches I Love You.
  • 03:08 Getting coffee spilled down one's hoohaa is an interesting concept for being a firecrotch.
  • 03:17 You know what I need while at Uni to relieve stress? Bubble wrap. Yes, it is that simple.
  • 03:17 "Either this boy has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea." I love this show too much sometimes.
  • 03:19 "I need to start publishing a paper to earn my keep." So embodies modern science. Publish or be made redundant. :P
  • 03:34 [Kiwi hears friends watching film at 3.30am. Squints eyes in contemplation.] "I really can't be THAT strange then." Remedied my thoughts.
  • 03:36 ...yes, I really do love Molly. I want to be that annoyingly great in my life. Lovin' it.
  • 03:43 "It's ok. Slag is sort of his petname for me." Oh, I appreciate that comment more after living in England. :P Giggles.
  • 03:55 I really want kielbasa now. So very very much. And I don't even eat meat nowadays, really. Darn you Scrubs.
  • 04:26 "Oh well then he's just a nutterbutter." That phrase makes me smile. Like "crazy cakes." Terms for bonkers people rock.
  • 04:33 "And if things get dirty...we can make out, and they'll give you anything you want." Molly/Elliot making out would make my life.
  • 04:36 "If you were a real friend you could have lied, kept your mouth shut, made out with me..." Elliot, can I be your biffle now?
  • 04:46 "Not only is it a time saver, I can record my thoughts: I like toast." JD agrees with my previous tweets.
  • 05:02 "Frick on a stick with a brick." I am so glad I'm not the only one to have thought that phrase.
  • 05:04 Love the concept of appreciating a mentor when her personal life isn't perfect. Because, uhm, whose is? Can I meet her?
  • 05:07 "A person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need." Why does that sum up just about, oh, everything?
  • 05:16 Some normal people in the UK are waking up at this time. I can't help feeling this is strange. It's probably stranger that I'm up.
  • 05:52 Kiwi get your CUTE LITTLE PATOOTIE to SLEEP, ya HEAR?! The birds are telling you to shut up with the click-clackety racket. SLEEP.
  • 13:58 Harry adorably woke me up to bake with him. And I am going to do it. Wow, I really am a strangely changing person. Back for nap later!
  • 15:44 I actually baked today. This is impressive and atypical. It also involved rum. We kept quoting PotC. I think all is normal in the world.
  • 17:47 This fic killed me dead. Uber dead. Rizzo. Total crush, ohmigods.
  • 17:48 "Ohmygod, I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm gavomitting." I would be too, Cocksy.
  • 18:18 "I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it." That phrase is wintastic, Cocksy.
  • 18:22 "She has nice breasts." "They're real." "No they aren't." "Yeah they are." Have heard that conversation too many times.
  • 18:56 I hate when holiday episodes of things make me wish it was Winter Hols when they've just passed. Poo.
  • 19:47 Just got an email from the Uni; lost property at the library. To Kiwi. I think that means I lost my...wallet. Ah, blerg.
  • 20:49 I just drew all over Webber's face on my calendar with a Sharpie. I think this makes me a remarkably mature person. I want Bailey's.

And that's a wrap, folks! Kupokweh!

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