"Someday I'm going to become a famous writer and, like Shakespeare, make up a few words. One or two or a few, to save the sanity of undergrad science students, will be synonymous with 'science.' I won't even require credit in the referencing."

My conversation with a friend while writing this essay.

I would never get through this without a sense of humour. Or my teddy bear.

The fact that my friends downstairs were playing a drinking game and then the "Penis" game, followed by Mario Kart, also helps.

More food at 1000 words I think. Grey's at 2 a.m. I am so excited.

Pip: you reproducing would be mad....and also totally awesome!!
lots and lots of tiny kiwis running around!
there would be like a rainbow blur if we fed them up on blue smarties first!

I'm not sure how the topic turned to my possible future reproductive acts. At least it was specified that it would be my egg, but not my body. :P