But fear not! I only did it because I inherently knew that starting the decade off with a broken promise was the best way to go. ;)
Instead I read through old entries, worked on a belated New Years post for when I'm done, napped and watched Scrubs.
Tomorrow will hopefully bring visits if I can get my hands on Grammie's car. Otherwise I'm stuffed. Boo!
It's a new decade. I haven't showered since last decade. Clearly, I am a scummy person.
Also, I pinky swore with Cake before we went to bed that we would have sex with women before the year ended. I take pinky swears very seriously. So either it'll be a surprise through the year or they'll be one heck of a New Year's gathering next year.
I'm going to be 20 years old. It's fascinating to watch my intelligence plummet! Cackles maddly and jogs off into the twilight of dreams.