I need to send my letter. Answer: Go to the post office.
We need a dog-sitter. Answer: Use Facebook and the phone, communicate the need.
My future financial and otherwise life is a mystery. Answer: ??? [Educated guess: smile in the mirror and eat ice cream.]
I have depression biting my toes, eager to crawl up my legs. Answer: Eat Indian food.
I'm going to give myself a 90% for this test of life.