I am not interested in a girlcritter at present. Knowing you, this will probably only inspire you to put the decision in my direct horizon. Please don't! I'm not interested!
And I know the decision is not around me currently, but you have already set my friends to "look out for me" without their asking me. I would prefer them not to keep look out, but they will regardless - please do not offer them anything to see!
Or, in the words of a far younger child, "I dun wannaaaaaaaa!!!"
Thank you kindly,