The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly
contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common
[Some of them amused me, so I'm posting them in case some of them amuse you, too.]
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In other news, my mother and grandmother showed me pictures of said grandmother and my grandfather (they're divorced). My grandparents were mighty good-lookin' folk! My grandmother was way hotter than I am at the same age, which I think is pretty cool.
(There were two pictures of her on a beach in a bathing suit. While I don't attempt to compete with such things, I'm really quite fond of my face and hair; I think I get enough points there to make up for not posing in suits on beaches. I'm more into people taking pictures of me when I'm in the water, being goofy. And pretending to be a mermaid.)