Sometimes you make me feel as though I'm chasing life around in circles.
P.S. You're mean on joints. I could make a holiday song out of my click-clacking.
Please stop giggling at me for the sock on my head. You put it there.
I personally think it's incredibly rude for you to laugh at the apparel you have chosen for me. I happen to believe that fuzzy-blue is absolutely my colour and I am enjoying my new head ornament very much.
If you're going to wake me up to put a sock on my head, at least have the decency to acknowledge that it looks fabulous. Your giggles are unappreciated. My new hat and I are going to sleep.
P.S. Don't go thinking I've forgotten that you put your bra on your head when you're extra stressed. There is picture proof; don't make me go mean. I'm a pug, it's against my breeding.