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Kiwi Crocus
30 June 2011 @ 12:41 am
This post is brought to you by wine and procrastination.

[Kiwi heads downstairs for more wine.]
Mark: [Repeats some word over and over, a headphone plugged in one ear.]
Kiwi: "No no no. It's 'wine wine wine wine wine! Or wine and whine and wine and whine and cheeeeese!'"
M: "Someone is happy today!"
K: "Yes. I've decided that vodka never cuts it. Wine makes me feel like there are faeries in my brain, and they are having a...well, siesta or fiesta, I can't remember which means nap and which means party."
M: "Fiesta is party. I think."
K: "Well then, half the faeries in my brain are having a faerie-fiesta and the others are having a siesta and all their rainbow unicorn dreams are sparkling around my blood! That's what wine is."

Then I taught him how to make all sorts of symbols directly into text, rather than finding them in Word symbols and copy-pasting them: ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ ○ ♂ ♀ ♪ ♫ ☼ ‼

The list of things I Should Do is long; the list of things I Have Done is short. Therefore, all is right in the universe. (Especially since I just attempted to make a mathematical formula for procrastination and came to the sensible conclusion that equations have no business in my livejournal! Unless, at the moment, the equation is tankard + wine = faerie fiestasiesta, because I am fine with that. [Yes, I am drinking wine out of a glass tankard; therealsnape told me I couldn't drink out of the Hello Kitty glass, which is the only other one I really have. No, I do not fill the tankard - hopefully the fact that I now have a degree attests to a touch more intelligence than that! :Þ])

My inbox is under 150 'unread' messages for the first time in at least a month. HURRAH FOR PROGRESS! Just the LJ ones to answer now since LJ was being a silly sod before.

I have realised that I sway when I am happy with consumption-related things. That surprised me, since this is cheap wine that I swallow quickly - but I realised that I still consume it in the ordinary way (with perhaps more facial expressions). I also sway when I enjoy what I am eating. My other theory on my swaying is that I am secretly seaweed.

I don't think I have anything else of importance to say. (Yes, clearly all those things were highly important!) That is not to say that you won't hear from me again. I am not taking myself at all seriously tonight; that's when I tend to post on livejournal the most.

Just kidding, I found something else:

I apparently posted that to Facebook around exam time. I re-read it today and it made me giggle.


Kiwi
 
 
Current Mood: drunkNot Sober.
 
 
Kiwi Crocus
30 June 2011 @ 05:44 am
I made it through my inbox! That literally hasn't happened for three and a half months.

But mainly what I want to do here is direct you all to a video that a dear bestie of mine (Cassia) sent me:



Watch all four parts, if you can - the final one is the best. The episode has Pomona Sprout and Rita Skeeter...

I really should not be shipping Sprout/Elizabeth I right now. Also, Sprout/Turnip.

And, as I am still laughing over the end of that episode (it is definitely a keeper), I'm off to drink some water and snuggle up in bed. I missed dawn by a long-shot and it's light out. But I accomplished something! Yaaaaay!


Kiwi

"The bluebird sings a lullaby; the firefly gives a light; the twinkling stars are candles bright; sleep, Faeries all, Good Night."
[Elizabeth T. Dillingham; "A Faery Song"]
 
 
Current Mood: jubilantJubilant.