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Kiwi Crocus
15 June 2011 @ 02:20 am
The Charity Shop Shopping: Complete success.

The Munchies Shopping: Also success.

The Game Round 1:
  • Mexican bandits.
  • John taking my suggestion and beating a bandit down with a Bible.
  • My best line of the round: "I send my buzzard to blind the Bible-beating bloke's bandit." (Entirely unintentional, entirely straight face.)
  • My buzzard failing to do anything at all. Lessons: 1) Random buzzards from the sky are useless. 2) Predatory birds > scavenger birds (but none were around). 3) My fail!spree at rolling dice was just beginning.


Dinner: Complete success. Scrumptious (chicken-egg-tomato with sauce meal served with rice, for me; thanks Jacqueline!).

The Game Round 2:
  • Competing train companies (Union and Confederate); Confederate trying to construct a railway across the south west, Union trying to stop it.
  • Being stuck with Pocahontas and a passed-out magical gambler. Him waking up and us having to gag him. Feeding him essentially horse pee to sober him up and taunting him when he spat it out, stating that Indian girls handled it without problem and 'it put hair on your chest'. (I have a hindrance in flaunting culture/being racist.) Getting a fate coin from the Game Master for making him laugh.
  • Jumping in and out windows becoming a trend.
  • Zombies.
  • Continuing to epic fail with my rolling. Including a critical fail on a second roll at attempting to get on a horse. Just get on it. And I have riding skills.
  • Jacqueline's character (Kamachi AKA "Pocahontas") successfully mounting her horse and doing exactly as I had intended: stampeding over the zombies with a herd of 10 horses. (...I even have animal control...so much fail.) After she managed to successfully throw dynamite at the zombies and knock them down a few turns - ten of them. Damn her magic rolling hands.
  • The fact that the zombies were the normal part.
  • Roberts the Game-Master-God letting us loose on plotless nonsense after the event.
  • Getting a fate coin for dancing around and squawking like a bird to indicate that I was shape changing.
  • Pirate's Fin "Nine-Fingers" Wheat running into a wall, nose-first, and falling over.
  • Blowing up a cave with dynamite and strapping the rest to horses' backs.
  • The sudden realisation that we were all racing back to the town to retrieve the money. (Our mission: blow up a bridge and gather some documents with little notice. As I mentioned, "You can't send a delusional Indian, a peeved Shaman, a drunkard gambler, a mean greedy bounty hunter, a prostitute and a prissy-boy aristocrat anywhere and expect us to be quiet and efficient.")
  • The drunk gambler and the aristocrat hijacking a steam-train and driving it backwards despite not knowing how.
  • The Race: Judy's character behind on a horse she kept falling off; Sam's bounty hunter on "Fred the Annoying Horse" or something; Pocahontas leading a herd of horses, some with dynamite strapped to their backs; my character in bird-form; a steam-engine driven by people who had no clue how it worked and were fumbling about with luck.
  • Birdform!Kiwi character shitting on the annoying bounty hunter. Him consequently missing by ridiculous amounts when he went to retaliate by shooting from horseback.
  • Characters shooting each other from and at a quickly-moving train.
  • Bounty hunter shooting the fuse on a dynamite barrel strapped to a horse's back and a wolf biting it off (under Pocahontas' instruction).
  • My reaching the town first and merely sneering, for I had no desire for white-devil currency to buy evil train technology. (;
  • The bounty hunter attacking the aristocrat and nearly killing him (I healed him), Pocahontas attacking the drunken gambler for shooting her horse. Ridiculous player-player combat.
  • The prostitute and I being the only two to have not attacked another player character.
  • Blowing up the train station.
  • All the money going to the prostitute and the drunken gambler, who got to the hotel first (given Pocahontas and I ignored it entirely).
  • A group of characters who like each other even less than they did at the start. :B


Ice Cream Floats: Success! C: Nummy. It has become a roleplay shindig tradition for me.

So, uh, the zombies were actually tame by comparison. We blew up two buildings, a bridge and a train station and then turned on each other.

But given all my character wanted was to see the train sabotaged (Old Oath ways - no technology) and the white men fighting among themselves, she got exactly what she wanted and then flew away. Pretty good for a Tuesday night, honestly.

Plus I got to dress up and act snarky. It was great fun. Now it's time for sleep 'cause tomorrow is a pre-noon wakeup and I have to make myself all presentable to normal-type people. I also get to see some real-life horsies running around! :D Should be fun. Although the sun may end up being an issue for me with no baseball cap...I should Facebook Jojobird asking if she can bring an umbrella for me.

Night all! ♥ Hope you had an exciting day and didn't meet any bandits, face any zombies, blow up any train stations or fight to mortal danger amongst yourselves! (But I do hope you had lovely dinners!)


Kiwi

"The bluebird sings a lullaby; the firefly gives a light; the twinkling stars are candles bright; sleep, Faeries all, Good Night."
[Elizabeth T. Dillingham; "A Faery Song"]
 
 
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