I know where my towel is. I'm using it to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!
Happy Towel Day by Carbon Kiwi
This is mainly for my father, who loves to hear me read and who is a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is. (And if he doesn't, my mother normally does, so all is fine. ♥)
Let your Riddikulus out, everyone!
n. A mental diversion to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy.