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Kiwi Crocus
18 May 2011 @ 12:53 am
Worst shower experience of my life today. The shower incident from the other day was not resolved entirely, as we have not had the shower replaced (the landlord is apparently on it; the shower was supposed to be replaced today). Normally I'd be fine with going scummy one more day, but I have a counselling appointment tomorrow morning so I wanted to not have things growing out of my hair...

I should never have to utter "DON'T YOU DARE BURN MY BOTTOM--!" and "AH AH AH ICE TITS!" in the same shower, but there we have it. Small cubicle shower that runs 20 seconds HOT HOT HOT, 10 seconds varying-warmth transition, 20 seconds COLD COLD COLD and another 10 between again. I have pretty substantial T&A, which meant that I had to squash myself right up into the corner of the cubicle to avoid being burned. I was torn between laughing and screaming. Mark laughed and apparently thought I was upstairs in my room talking to myself ("I heard you screaming for help" - which I didn't!) but no, I was arguing with the shower head. The shower head won. I'm not stupid enough to get back in there - if it's not replaced soon, I'll buy my own sodding shower!thing and seduce some DIY lesbian to tack it up for me!

In positive news, I finished my retail therapy (Charity Shop v. 2.0) today: DiaCon dress, another costume bit, top-skirt combo, rainbow leggings.

Tomorrow: counselling appointment at 10 (pre-noon grumble grumble), exam revision on campus (grumble grumble), exam cramming with friend!Clairebear (fewer grumbles) and hopefully some sleep.

This weekend I have to tackle room cleaning. It will eat me, given it's an exam-time tip... *Pokes it with her cane, jumps away when it pokes back.* So that will be exciting. But I also get to finally read The Last Taboo: Women and Body Hair, which is authentically exciting, so yay!

...at least I'm, erm, clean. On the outside. Can't say much about the state of my mind. *Scratches head.* Night all! ♥


Kiwi

"Listen, why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity and get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?"
[Stewie; Family Guy]
 
 
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