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Kiwi Crocus
27 December 2009 @ 05:00 pm
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Kiwi Crocus
27 December 2009 @ 08:11 pm
So instead of cleaning my room, I have been cleaning/clearing through my laptop - which, let's be honest, is almost more of a 'room' to me than anything else.

I came across a quote that pretty much sums up my high school experience:


Mum: [Speaks in Charlie Brown teacher-language.] [Pause.] "What are you doing tonight?"
Kiwi: [Watches computer monitor.] "Homework."
M: [Cracks up uncontrollably.]
K: [Looks over with a raised eyebrow and a frown.] "*What?*"
M: "Oh, you KNOW what! It’s Friday night!"
K: [Goes back to looking at the monitor and pouting, mumbling about a mother's lack of respect for nerdiness.]

I also found a document filled with my favourite comments from an old teacher's emails. It cracked me up. I'll share them some day. :)

Back to going through documents, then poking at my real physical room! I hope it doesn't eat me. My room is pretty well known for doing that...

I will be thrilled if I can see my carpet by tonight.
 
 
 
Kiwi Crocus
27 December 2009 @ 09:13 pm
Room, you are GOING DOWN.

Do you know why you're going down?

Because I am putting off both the last episode of High Society AND a shower until I am pleased enough with your level of cleanliness.

Oh yes, you know what this means:

YOU are standing (sittingsprawledplopped...) between ME and MARY MCDONNELL and NAKED STEAMY TIME.

Game time, now! I choose you, hands & hoover!

You are so beyond frakking doomed!