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Dear stats:
A) I hate you.
B) I hate your children (because it is statistically likely, to the 95% confidence interval, that they will be like you, and I am prejudiced).
C) You make me pull information out of my arse. It is not comfortable.
D) There is too much of you, and we are disregarding the fact that this is my own fault for putting off practicals.
E) I don't agree with your ASSessments, but I do agree that you are an ass. A real beast. I don't even feel guilty about abusing you like this.
F) Minitab, you suck; you are connected to stats which makes you worse.
Death glare of uber doom,
Kiwi
Dear brain:
Do not be dumb this time. Do your assessment, check it over, HAND IT THE FRAK IN! Got it? No bug dwak? I hope so, 'cause otherwise, I KEEL YOU.
Gentle kick,
Kiwi
Dear Kiwi,
I know you will soon forgive statistics, minitab and your brain. However I urge you to keep the grudge on the way home so you can pedal faster and get some emotions off. ;) You can forgive them when you're home and possibly working and beind excited for Grey's Anatomy! :D
Love,
Kiwi
With that I am going home. I give up. I've been in here since half twelve and it is now half four. WTF, WHERE did the time go?
A) I hate you.
B) I hate your children (because it is statistically likely, to the 95% confidence interval, that they will be like you, and I am prejudiced).
C) You make me pull information out of my arse. It is not comfortable.
D) There is too much of you, and we are disregarding the fact that this is my own fault for putting off practicals.
E) I don't agree with your ASSessments, but I do agree that you are an ass. A real beast. I don't even feel guilty about abusing you like this.
F) Minitab, you suck; you are connected to stats which makes you worse.
Death glare of uber doom,
Kiwi
Dear brain:
Do not be dumb this time. Do your assessment, check it over, HAND IT THE FRAK IN! Got it? No bug dwak? I hope so, 'cause otherwise, I KEEL YOU.
Gentle kick,
Kiwi
Dear Kiwi,
I know you will soon forgive statistics, minitab and your brain. However I urge you to keep the grudge on the way home so you can pedal faster and get some emotions off. ;) You can forgive them when you're home and possibly working and beind excited for Grey's Anatomy! :D
Love,
Kiwi
With that I am going home. I give up. I've been in here since half twelve and it is now half four. WTF, WHERE did the time go?