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Kiwi Crocus
22 November 2006 @ 10:18 pm
New livejournal layout from freelayouts. Less scrolling.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

It needs to never, ever come. We'll just move right on into Friday.

Mum: What are we going to do about the Cohen children?
Xandor: Tie them up, tie them to a chair, put them in the closet under the stairs...
Da: Now now now. All you need to do is go to play hide and seek, have them hide and...conveniently forget to seek.
Xandor: That's too common. Why can't we put them in the basement?
Kiwi: We wouldn't want it to spontaneously flood. Then we'd go to jail for murder rather than cousin assault, and EVERYONE will be there for that.

So yes. According to my calculations, Mum was supposed to start flipping over the moon at 9:00p.m. She started at 6. Three hours early. I've decided to take that as a bad omen. Just because it's Thanksgiving.

And I realized a few hours ago why it is called that. I obviously very authentically celebrate the holiday.

Take me awaaaaay.
 
 
Kiwi Crocus
22 November 2006 @ 11:27 pm
I finally put stuff onto my account.

I'm Cranky Crocus, yet again.

I don't know if I like it as much as my fanfic account, or even if I'll keep a fictionpress...

Somehow it just doesn't feel right for me. I don't think I like it.

Now I'm going to sleep. I doubt Mum will let me sleep 'til noon, haha. I'll probably have to wake up and cook.

Which means blowing up the kitchen and indirectly the dining room. Oops.