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21 June 2011 @ 06:29 pm
 
So I just realised I need a rage page - somewhere to put my rage so I don't kill my (now all-male) housemates or destroy my room more than it is already.

I thought 'hey, maybe some of my flisties need to let out a little rage too'. This post is now officially a rage page to vent and steam and whatever else about your present aggravations, no matter how small.

(Really, truly no matter how small. One of my annoyances right now is that my housemates used two of my plates without washing them up and I only have three plates.)

Comment away your rage! Feel free to use all caps! I think I very well might. Anonymous, if you think that will help you. Whatever language will let it out best. (I only know English and Pig Latin.) Or do it with gifs! Whatever will let the steam out.

Rage be gone!

P.S. I am PMSing like a champ right now. That may be TMI. But from what I can tell, most of my flisties are female-bodied...so I don't feel entirely guilty. It shouldn't be a mystery to anyone. Hormones are making me put on my 'grrrrr' face.

Post-rage P.S.: Wow. I actually do feel better. Rage page is working. :D


Kiwi
Thinking not floating
"Thinking is the greatest torture in the world for most people."
 
 
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Kiwi Crocus: Rainbow || Drinks.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 05:34 pm (UTC)
HOUSEMATE,

STOP COMPLAINING TO ME THAT YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO TOO MANY EVENTS AND WILL HAVE TO 'DRINK TOO MUCH'.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK. OH, YOU'VE HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCES WITH NOT DRINKING AT PARTIES? WORSE THAN THE BAD EXPERIENCES YOU'VE HAD WHILE YOU WERE DRINKING AT PARTIES? BUT THEN OH RIGHT, YOU DON'T REMEMBER A LOT OF THOSE.

ALSO, THOUGH IT MAY SLIP YOUR MIND, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK TO GET SMASHED. IT'S NOT A ZERO TO SPEEDING SCALE. YOU COULD GET, SAY, TIPSY, OR TIDDLY OR TIDSLY OR REGULAR DRUNK. YOU COULD DRINK LESS THAN THE AMOUNT THAT HAS YOU COMING HOME WITHOUT KNOWING HOW.

AND I KNOW I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS IN REAL LIFE IN A NON-SCREAMING, MORE-LAID-BACK WAY, BUT SOMETIMES IT ANNOYS ME THAT YOU DON'T EVEN CONSIDER THAT YOU COULD NOT GET DRUNK WHEN YOU THEN COMPLAIN TO ME FOR HOURS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AND HOW YOU HAVE NO MONEY AND ALL THE STUPID THINGS YOU'VE DONE/SAID/PUT ON FACEBOOK AND HOW MUCH OF IT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER. THEN STOP DOING IT.

GRRRRRR.

KIWI
Kiwi Crocus: Text || There - I said it.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 05:39 pm (UTC)
HOUSEMATES,

WE ARE NOT LIVING IN A ZOO. OR A PETRI DISH.

WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE IT? WHERE HAVE OUR COUNTERS GONE?

YOUR DISHES HAVE MOULD. THAT'S GROSS. JUST WASH YOUR SODDING DISHES - AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PLEASE WASH THE DISHES OF MINE THAT YOU USED AND FAILED TO CLEAN! I CLEAN ALL MY DISHES AS SOON AS I USE THEM, YOU COULD AT LEAST DO THE SAME WHEN YOU USE MINE!

KIWI
Mitheirien: to the everlasting darkness doom usgrey_gazania on June 21st, 2011 08:41 pm (UTC)
BROTHER –

I SECOND EVERYTHING KIWI SAYS HERE ABOUT DISHES (IN ADDITION TO SENDING KIWI GIANT HUGS!), AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD THAT IT'S VERY UNATTRACTIVE TO NOT FLUSH THE GODDAMN TOILET. ALSO STOP STEALING MY SOCKS.

– GG
Kiwi Crocus: Nature || Garden party time.cranky__crocus on June 27th, 2011 01:26 am (UTC)
I THANK YOU FOR THE GIANT HUGS! THEY ARE MUCH APPRECIATED.

NO. IT IS DEFINITELY NOT ATTRACTIVE TO NOT FLUSH THE TOILET.

OR TO STEAL SOCKS. SOCKS ARE IMPORTANT. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT THERE IS ALWAYS A SOCK MONSTER STEALING AND REPLACING SOCKS AT RANDOM (AND NEVER IN A PAIR). A HUMAN ADDING TO THE PROBLEM SIMPLY ISN'T FAIR.
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Eyebrows.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
UNIVERSITY,

WHY? JUST, WHY?

ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME WALK ON CAMPUS, GO TO THE FINANCE OFFICE, HAVE THEM PRINT OUT A RECEIPT, WALK TO STUDENT SERVICES TO HAND IT IN, WALK HOME UNTIL I GET AN EMAIL THE NEXT DAY THAT I CAN COME ON CAMPUS FOR MY RESULTS?

BECAUSE I WILL THROW MY CANE AT YOU. YOU'RE BIG SO I WON'T MISS.



KIWI

Edited at 2011-06-21 05:49 pm (UTC)
Kiwi Crocus: Text || Good morning contradiction.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 05:48 pm (UTC)
ROOM,

CLEAN YOURSELF. I CAN'T BE FUSSED WITH YOU. I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO PUT ON CLOTHES, LET ALONE PICK THEM ALL UP.

ALSO, PLEASE CREATE SOME EQUATION BY WHICH CLOTHES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN LOOKED AT/TOUCHED/CONSIDERED IN X AMOUNT OF TIME (YOU DECIDE) SHOULD BE PUT IN A GIVE AWAY BAG. I'M IN NO MOOD FOR DECISIONS RIGHT NOW.



KIWI

Edited at 2011-06-21 05:50 pm (UTC)
Kiwi Crocus: Text || No place like home.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 05:51 pm (UTC)
PACKING,



IF YOU WEREN'T SO SCARY I'D DO YOU.

KIWI
101mutts: Elphaba101mutts on June 22nd, 2011 02:11 am (UTC)
That sounds dirty... :P
Kiwi Crocus: Downton Abbey || Cora || Amused.cranky__crocus on June 27th, 2011 01:27 am (UTC)
Then the point has been taken correctly. (;
Kiwi Crocus: Food || Nutella time.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 05:55 pm (UTC)
HORMONES THAT WANT ME TO SMASH EVERYTHING,



GRRRRRRRR. ALSO STOP MAKING ME WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.

P.S.
lash_laruelash_larue on June 21st, 2011 06:02 pm (UTC)
Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap,Clap,Clap,CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!!

"Pheeeww, she's that pissed, intshe?"

I bow. Way to let the shit out.

Just now I'm pissed at my *M***********G* B-I-L, but that's old news. I no longer feel the least bit guilty about wishing he would just expire.

I'm also roundly sick of hearing about anyone named "Palin", or in any way associated with them. I just DON'T CARE. And these fucking illiterate morons are getting book deals!!??

Lash wept.

Whew, thanks, I needed that.
Kiwi Crocus: Julie Andrews || Cigar smugness.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
"Pheeeww, she's that pissed, intshe?"
Gee, ma'am, seems you're right!

I see too many stars and too few profane words there. :B Ooooh, does B-I-L mean Brother-In-Law? Because I've been led to believe that such people exist just to piss other people off. (I think that's what 'in-law' translates to? But I've never been very good with my translations.)

I'm just going to replace any 'Palin' I see mentioned with Michael Palin. There's nothing more hilarious than picturing Michael Palin in a star-spangled bikini talking about shooting moose.

I should write a book about Palin. The Gay Agenda: What To Do About Palin. ...I don't think I'd get published, somehow...

No problem, any time! If any more rage gathers during your day, you know where to drop it. :D
lash_laruelash_larue on June 21st, 2011 06:29 pm (UTC)
Yes, it does.

The biggest problem I have with the man is that he

CANNOT TELL THE MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH!!!
ABOUT ANYTHING!!!
EVER!!!

"Watches B-I-L close bathroom door, in plain sight of B-I-L..."

"Why did you close the bathroom door?"

"I didn't. No, wasn't me."

It is that silly, and the hell of it is that after 15 years of this shit that I occasionally FUCK UP AND BELIEVE HIM!!

Re: Sarah Palin -

People actually PAY MONEY, to hear that inarticulate idiot who actually thinks that Paul Revere was warning the resident British not to trample our second amendment rights. I do support the second amendment, and do think it applies to individuals, but COME ON, BEEOTCH!!
L
Kiwi Crocus: Text || Sometimes think sometimes don't.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 06:33 pm (UTC)
UUUUUGH I HATE THAT. THE THING I HATE MORE THAN LIARS IS WHEN I STILL BELIEVE THEM ANYWAY, SOMETIMES. BECAUSE THEN I'M ANGRY AT THEM AS WELL AS AT MYSELF.

I reeeeally need to start paying more attention to politics/the news. That has always been one of my post-university plans. Weeeell, after I finally get my fucking results, I will be in that post-university place! So I might as well start eeking out of this rock I've been living under!
"Q" is for "quor": kyaa!q_sama on June 21st, 2011 08:22 pm (UTC)
ZOMG, Victor/Victoria icon! *_*

Um, that said - wow, this entry is awesome. Alas, I'm actually feeling rage-free at the moment.
Kiwi Crocus: Eddie Izzard || Cake or death.cranky__crocus on June 27th, 2011 01:29 am (UTC)
D'awr, glad you like the entry! It actually helped way more than I thought it would and seemed to be useful for other people too. Now I know what to do with my rage next time! 'Rage pages' may become more frequent in my journal. :Þ (Well, as frequent as rage is in my life, which is to say not often. :B)
Nickiperoxidepirate on June 21st, 2011 09:23 pm (UTC)
"There's nothing more hilarious than picturing Michael Palin in a star-spangled bikini talking about shooting moose."

LOL, yes. Also, M. says that should should go on Tumblr so she can reblog it.
ubiquitousmixie: black swanubiquitousmixie on June 21st, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
To the illusion I've fallen in love with: Fuck you for making me love you. Fuck you for not being what I need. Fuck you for making me feel like I'm not worth it.

To my family: Stop fucking complaining about the house and DO SOMETHING about it. Fuck this goddamn passive aggressive bullshit. We're a fucking family...ACT LIKE IT.

To my thesis: YOUWILLNOTFUCKINGWIN.

To the universe: Stop fucking me over. Seriously...give me a break so I can go ONE day without wanting to cut myself or take a pill. I'd be grateful if you could stop the fuckery for a while.

*breathes*
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Kiwi Crocus: Women || Swimming.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 06:18 pm (UTC)


TAKE THAT, FEZ!

Kiwi Crocus: Ani D || Brain disconnectedcranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 06:15 pm (UTC)
YOU GO GIRL!

I AM JUMPING ON THE THESIS BAND-WAGON:

STATISTICS, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

AND UNIVERSE, I'M THROWING MY CANE AT YOU TOO IF YOU DON'T GIVE MY DMIX SOME NICE NON-FUCKERY TIMES.

lash_larue: Nolash_larue on June 21st, 2011 06:20 pm (UTC)
I'll send you a bigger cane. Maybe one made of 3/4 galvanized pipe.

Something with enough ass to get the universe's attention!
L
Kiwi Crocus: Nature || Awkward giraffe.cranky__crocus on June 21st, 2011 06:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you muchly. The Universe may not thank you, though... I apologise in advance for that.

I will get my friends and some donkeys together, and with the combined power of our asses together, we will get the Universe's attention!

(Or at least Lady Life and Lady Luck will come laugh their asses off at ours.)

Mollyzapthatmonster on June 22nd, 2011 12:26 am (UTC)
IT LOOKS SO FAMILIAR WHAT IS IT FROM.
Kiwi Crocus: Rainbow || Ice cream.cranky__crocus on June 27th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC)
30 Rock! I loooove that show! :D
Seek: killcoldthermistor on June 21st, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
I am feeling slightly enraged. Unfortunately, I actually expended my rage a short while ago :P Still! I will totally rant if I can!

At the moment, I can't even yell about how fucked up uni mods are and how the entire uni, I swear, is out to get me. (I KNOW, PARANOID). Wait. I think I can. So...

JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING. THEY JUST WITHDREW THREE OF MY GODAMN MODS AND NOW I AM SO SO SCREWED AND FORCED TO TAKE SUBJECTS I DON'T ACTUALLY FAVOUR. *deep breath* AND I'M STILL STUCK NEEDING TO SCORE WELL ENOUGH TO PROVE THAT I'M OK TO BE AN ARTS STUDENT, OR END UP STUDYING OVERSEAS AND GIVING MY PARENTS MORE FINANCIAL BURDENS.

Dear uni: 操你妈. That is all.

(P.S. I would actually swear something far more eloquent, but I feel that this is the only chinese swearword I know. I am pathetic that way.)

ALSO. I STILL HAVE TO SEE SOME ACAD ADVISOR DUDE TOMORROW WHO IS EVIDENTLY NOT MY MENTOR. AND GET YELLED AT. WTF, UNI? WTF?! You're letting kids who do WAY worse than me into arts and you won't even give me a chance?!

Thanks mate. This was...therapeutic.
Kiwi Crocus: Kiwi || Muusack.cranky__crocus on June 27th, 2011 01:38 am (UTC)
UNIVERSITIES ARE ALWAYS AFTER PEOPLE. THEY SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF PEOPLE TO GET THE ENERGY KEEP GOING (JUST LIKE THEY SUCK OUT THE MONEY FROM FAMILIES TO GET THE FUNDING TO KEEP GOING). THEY ARE LEECHES.

UNIVERSITY, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND START TREATING MY FRIEND THE WAY SHE DESERVES.

ALSO, I COMPLETELY RESPECT AND ADMIRE YOU FOR SWEARING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE. I DEFINITELY CAN'T DO THAT.

Glad you found this therapeutic! Me too. I mean, it's helpful to have angsty LJ posts and stuff too, but I always feel the need to sound reasonable and intelligent in those even when I'm angry. Whereas with a rage page there's the freedom to just let go and not care how I sound - it helps!
Nicki: out of the wayperoxidepirate on June 21st, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC)
(Love this post!)

To my Chief Minion,

I'm FURIOUS with you for having such a fucked up perspective on things and not taking steps to DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES because you DON'T EVEN REALIZE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

I'm FURIOUS with you for dragging ME into the middle of a conflict you have with another manager; for ALWAYS needing a villain of some kind; and for repeatedly CREATING DRAMA FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

I'm FURIOUS that you're probably going to LEAVE just when you and I can finally work together well, and then it'll be YOUR FAULT that I have to find, hire and train yet another Chief Minion.

But above all, you self-centered, arrogant, inflexible asshat, I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY that your little issues -- some of which relate to something that happened THREE MONTHS AGO -- are so important that YOU COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL AFTER MY DAMN VACATION to bring them up! Now the whole time I'm off, I'm wondering how this is going to go down.

Fuck yourself, dude.

No love,
Chef
lash_laruelash_larue on June 21st, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
Dude.

awesome.
L
Nicki: shaky from the landingperoxidepirate on June 21st, 2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
Dear Dad,

I love you like crazy, and in many ways we understand each other so well. And I know you hate conflict as much as I do, so I try so hard not to have any, at least with you.

But.

But. You told me, age 19, "It's like you can never be happy." But that wasn't my fault. I was depressed. I've been depressed, on and off, for ages. I'm finally -- eleven years later -- dealing with that. And look at me now! Who says I can't be happy?

You told me, age 8, "You can't keep up because girls' bodies aren't made for bike riding and running the way boys' are." But lots of girls can keep up, so shouldn't you have realized it was a problem that I couldn't? I have asthma. I'm finally -- twenty-two years later -- being treated for that. And look at me now! Who says I can't keep up? Who says I can't run? I missed a whole tomboy childhood because nobody realized I had asthma. And you're the one who told me not to question my limits or try to push past them. I blame you.

Hoping I one day have the courage to tell you all this,
Nicki

Edited at 2011-06-21 09:46 pm (UTC)
CaroRulescarorules on June 22nd, 2011 06:57 pm (UTC)
My journal is always where I go to get some rage out.

I am enraged at my back giving me pain. This piece of my body sucks.