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31 May 2011 @ 07:51 pm
 
This is mainly for you, Queenie:



:B

P.S. I miss you!


Kiwi

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
[Robin Williams]
 
 
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?elsceetaria on May 31st, 2011 06:58 pm (UTC)
This is beautiful.
Kiwi Crocus: Text || Refuse to take life seriously.cranky__crocus on May 31st, 2011 07:44 pm (UTC)
D'awr, glad you enjoyed it! :D
Hopelessly Prosaicncp on May 31st, 2011 07:40 pm (UTC)
LORD NAGINI!!!!
Kiwi Crocuscranky__crocus on May 31st, 2011 07:44 pm (UTC)
In another one, Bellatrix reported that the ship name would be Lord Vagini.

I died laughing.
President Airlockqueen_of_snapes on May 31st, 2011 07:52 pm (UTC)
Lord Nagini! *dies* Best laugh today! *hugs and squeezes her favourite kiwi*
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Elevator eyes.cranky__crocus on May 31st, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha so glad you enjoyed it! :D *Hugs and squeezes her favourite Queenie.*

And here I thought you'd like the McGonagall/Snape boinkage most. :B I mean sure, they're not soulmates in this fake-Facebook meta (if that's even the right term), but soulmates are all Squishy and Forever Romance and Colour of Thons Eyes.

When I do think of Minerva/Severus, I like to think Huzzah, Bang Bang Boink, Scathing Cigarette. Minus the cig, I suppose. Just a good post-shag scathing, some pointed pillow talk. :B

But now I have this problem in which any time I think of Minerva/Severus I think of cross-dressing!Snape and I'm really not sure where it came from or why. It's perplexing.
President Airlockqueen_of_snapes on May 31st, 2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
Well, they're keeping their relationship secret! She forgot that briefly in her excitement, but I'm sure he'll seize the opportunity to make some remarks when they meet up later...
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Smiles.cranky__crocus on May 31st, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
*Waggles eyebrows.* Is that so? :D

(Is this going to be before or after Hooch, Grubbly-Plank or both find her for some rebounding?)
President Airlock: shiny!queen_of_snapes on June 1st, 2011 08:04 am (UTC)
Min asks if she has to choose. Yes, she changed her last name to Snape above, but Rolanda isn't on FB (too many exes, she claims) and Wilhelmina thinks memes on FB are silly anyway.
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Elevator eyes.cranky__crocus on June 6th, 2011 06:23 am (UTC)
alksdjflskdjfg this comment killed me dead. I laughed so hard it was ridiculous. I think you should be writing this crackfic right now, just for me to enjoy. :Þ
albalark: ppp Snapealbalark on May 31st, 2011 09:11 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahahaa!! That Severus sure gets around, doesn't he! Thx for the grin, dearie!
Kiwi Crocus: HP || Happy witch hopping.cranky__crocus on May 31st, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC)
He does get around, doesn't he? (; Something about Little Black Dress of fandom...?

(Don't tell anyone that I've never really written him. Shhh. I couldn't. I'll leave that to the real writers!)

(Icon: "Have you heard the phrase 'cold in the streets, hot in the sheets'?" "Yes, why?" "I finally seduced Severus - SO TRUE!" "WooHoo!")
þeof in þystro: SSMMmothwing on May 31st, 2011 09:11 pm (UTC)
♥ Minerva Snape ♥

/predictable fangirling.
Kiwi Crocus: HP || McMin || Herd of desks.cranky__crocus on May 31st, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
Ah, see, that's what I had in mind. (:

(And I'm not even a McSnaper. But it made me grin anyway!)
Meganluna_shovegood on May 31st, 2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
*giggle* Oh, this is great.
Kiwi Crocuscranky__crocus on May 31st, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
Teeheehee, glad you found it entertaining! :D
.vivalafrench150 on June 1st, 2011 01:56 am (UTC)
THIS IS AMAZING. STEALING TO FB.
Kiwi Crocus: Ani D || Grinning.cranky__crocus on June 1st, 2011 01:58 am (UTC)
*Grins.* You do that, Panda! :D ♥ Did you invent my presence into Savers? I hope so. Little pieces of me were hoping to go mass-department-store-size thrift shopping. (;
.vivalafrench150 on June 2nd, 2011 03:14 am (UTC)
I did! I made sure to before we left :) & I found the most amazingly awful dress from the 70s. You would be proud.
Kiwi Crocus: Women || Cat and plait.cranky__crocus on June 6th, 2011 06:24 am (UTC)
I am such a fan of amazingly awful dresses from the 70s. You'll have to show me when I'm home! ♥