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27 December 2010 @ 05:50 pm
 
It's a bad sign when my drinking record is down in my fanfic reviews/comments.

My mother and tattooedsappho are bad influences on me. Hello, two and a half tequila shots and working on a blackberry beer.

My mother hit me on the head with celery. I think if she had asparagus on hand, she'd be bonking me on the head with that too. Vicious produce woman.

Beatles in the background! I want to dance it out. :D I feel like I should have more typoes than this. Drats you, fingers, why do you know how to type so well?!

CAN'T BUY ME LOVE! (Or my love, incidentally--except maybe with books and unquestionable charm; it's a steep price, though, and many can't afford it. (; )


Kiwi

You'll be with me like a hand print on my heart.
 
 
Current Mood: drunkDrunk.
Current Music: Hard Day's Night - Beatles
 
 
 
lash_laruelash_larue on December 27th, 2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
As often happens, some reviews are more entertaining than the story...

Do drink a lot of water before bed, otherwise just have fun, it sounds a lovely gathering at your house.

L

ps: If she pulls a cauliflower on you, run like hell.

Edited at 2010-12-27 11:13 pm (UTC)
Kiwi Crocus: GA's || Robbins & Altman || Girl Talk.cranky__crocus on December 27th, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
I doubt my review is entertaining. :B Merely a little...tipsy.

I am drinking a glass of water for any drink I consume. (: I was taught well! It's a very fun gathering at my house. Although my mother has ideas of braving the snow to get to the neighbours'...whatever for?

I will keep my eyes out for cauliflower and all brassicae in general. (;
lash_laruelash_larue on December 27th, 2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
I had to look that up to be sure Madonna wasn't there as well.

She isn't, is she?
L
Kiwi Crocuscranky__crocus on December 27th, 2010 11:29 pm (UTC)
Not unless my mother is Madonna--which I can't entirely dispute, and so the world will never know.
lash_laruelash_larue on December 27th, 2010 11:34 pm (UTC)
Now that you mention it, I've never seen them at the same time...

I'll see your tequila shots, and raise you several eggnogs and quite a few beers.

Alas, there is no weaponized produce here.
L
Kiwi Crocus: Quote || Going to Hogwarts.cranky__crocus on December 27th, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC)
I haven't decided who I am yet.

Ooooh eggnog. I do love eggnog. I have some Baileys to add as well. Mmmm. I had some blackberry bear! It was...interesting.

Your house needs weaponised produce.

Oh hey! Can you guess where my hair is? Oh, it's down. I'm a little shocked myself, but there it is, a weight on my back! Merry Winter, hair!
lash_laruelash_larue on December 27th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
I am very sorry to miss the sight, and in fact would pay actual money to be able to Apparate up there with assorted vegetables.

Alas for my muggleness.

* Waves to Kiwi's hair, blows a kiss *

Lovely stuff, your hair.
L

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Kiwi Crocus: HP || Owl || Perching.cranky__crocus on December 27th, 2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad I arrived home safely too. (: Thank you for thinking of me and adding your crossed fingers to the universal resource of my luck! :D
CaroRulescarorules on December 28th, 2010 12:45 am (UTC)
I adore the header of your xmassy layout!

The Beatle + drinks = LOVE
redbeargrlredbeargrl on December 28th, 2010 01:59 am (UTC)
In your reply to Lash..."I had some blackberry bear! "
Hmmm....I seriously doubt that. As a Bear, I can assure you that we do not come in assorted flavors...just fur.
::Huggles::
therealsnapetherealsnape on December 28th, 2010 08:02 am (UTC)
Just be grateful your Mum isn't into Artichokes. Now that's a weapon of mass destruction.