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11 December 2010 @ 06:32 am
 
KIWI THIS IS THE CAPSLOCK FAIRY WHO LOOKS LIKE light_cascades AND SHE IS TELLING YOU TO GO TO SLEEP.

GO TO SLEEP.

NO, PUT THE CARDS AWAY. DON'T TOUCH THAT BOOK. I SEE YOU GLANCING AT THAT SKETCH PAD!

GO TO SLEEP!

THAT'S A GOOD GIRL. SNUGGLE THAT TEDDY BEAR WITH THE OBSCENELY LONG NAME I DON'T REMEMBER; TUCK IN WITH THAT LITTLE RAINBOW BLANKY. CUDDLE RIGHT UP AND SLEEP.

♥,
THE CAPSLOCK FAIRY

P.S. DEAR KIWI'S FLIST: I APOLOGISE FOR HAVING TO REVEAL MYSELF TO YOU. KIWI HAS BEEN ESPECIALLY DIFFICULT THIS EVENING. WE'VE HAD TO BRING OUT ALL THE BIG GUNS TO GET HER TO SLEEP. I APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. KIWI IS OFF HER ROCKER.

P.P.S. IF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD IS NOT READING THIS REALLY LOUD RIGHT NOW I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY: UR DOIN EET RONG.
 
 
 
Feather Quillfeatherxquill on December 11th, 2010 06:41 am (UTC)
Don't be too hard on her. I believe Kiwi probably suffered the same ailment I did last night - ie 'up til 5am hammering out words for an overdue fic, because guilt is a great motivator'.
Kiwi Crocus: Rainbow || In My Hands.cranky__crocus on December 13th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC)
I TRY NOT TO BE HARD ON HER BUT, YOU SEE, IT IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO GET THIS GIRL TO BED! I'VE HAD RAGING FIVE-YEAR-OLD BRATS I COULD GET IN THE COVERS FASTER THAN KIWI!

SHE WAS MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT SOME 'MINERVA' CHARACTER AT 5 IN THE MORNING, SO I CAN ONLY PRESUME YOU'RE CORRECT. SURELY SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY UP QUITE AS LATE AS SHE DID.

THEN, AS DIFFICULT AS IT IS TO GET HER INTO BED, IT SEEMS PERHAPS MORE DIFFICULT TO ROUSE HER FROM IT COME THE MORNING TIME. ALTHOUGH I MAY HAVE TO FORGIVE HER AS SHE'S ILL. BUT STILL - 3.30 PM AS A WAKEUP TIME? SURELY THAT'S EXTREME!